I have two pairs of jeans. The zipper on each pair always seems to come down without my help. My wife said I should take them to a seamstress, but that would cost me time, money, brain cells, and pants.
The end.
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I blew the zipper out on my pants about 5 months ago. I thought about how I could resolve my dilema. I put them on the bottom of my jean pile. They're still there. Being useless. Deep down I know I'm just hoping that someday mom will stop by. Or somebody that can fix zippers.
I blew a zipper once when I was in college and could only afford one pair of jeans. I used a safety pin to keep it up. Sometimes that safety pin came undone and stabbed me in the gut.
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I blew the zipper out on my pants about 5 months ago. I thought about how I could resolve my dilema. I put them on the bottom of my jean pile. They're still there. Being useless. Deep down I know I'm just hoping that someday mom will stop by. Or somebody that can fix zippers.
I hate replacing zippers. Perhaps I can be enticed to repair 3 zippers with a lot of chocolate. It has to be good chocolate though.
Good chocolate costs more than new pants. I'll trade moderate chocolate for your service.
You should start a web site, like chocolateforpants.com or something. you could make a killing in chocolate.
-John
I blew a zipper once when I was in college and could only afford one pair of jeans. I used a safety pin to keep it up. Sometimes that safety pin came undone and stabbed me in the gut.
Now that I'm almost 60 the only time I have trouble with my jeans zipper is when I forget to pull it up.
Jana's Dad
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