12-24: Seven pups a-peeing
Drive home, have lovely meal and open gifts. We meet Stella, John and Jen's awesome dog. She lays down a playful poker-hand paw for our neurotic pup Sophie. Sophie pushes herself into low orbit with her own pee. Luckily we're outside. Both Johns tell their respective dogs to stop it.
12-25: Six birds attacking
Lovely ham dinner. Watch birds duke it out over new bird feeder.
12-26: Five great ideaaaas
Get buzzed on coffee. Then go to Scheel's and spend more money on a sled and snowshoes for the girls. Then see Enchanted at the Princess theater. Then watch The Shining. Then stay up so late that we see mom get up for work.
12-27: Four games and booze
Play Family Feud, Outburst, Taboo, and Cranium over snacks and alcohol with Dave and Kelly. Every other joke must involve anatomy. Do not go to bed before 1:00 am.
12-28: Three late nights
Grab the "L" book off the shelf and make up a game called "Encyclopedia." Ask what the name Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch means. (It's a village in Wales.)
Stay up until 2:00 am.
12-29: Two extra gifts
Home to celebrate anniversary.
12-30: And a mall half the size of the staaaate
Go to Mall of America and buy Batman Lego people.
2 comments:
Check this out- Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu, is a town in New Zealand, and even better- Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphop
nopparatrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharn
amornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit, is a city in Thailand. However, the Guiness Book of World Records only honors the one in New Zealand. I don't know why that is.
I've been to that village in Wales! There's nothing there except postcards & bumper stickers with their name on it!
Love your blog; I found it through your wife's/daughter's blog-- so funny.
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